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Sher's Blog Archive Hits This is What Treason Really Looks Like, Ann White House Prayer Meetings as a Substitute for Ethical Behavior This Ain't Your Grandma's Party! Sher's Ratios: Sex to Scandal and Mischief to Money Fourth Grade Economics Midterm My Pitch to the Club for Growth
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J Jail 1. A method used by Christians to constrain pagans. 2. (Archaic) A method used by pagans to constrain Christians. Jawbone A weapon from an ass used by Samson to slay 1,000 Enemies, a lesson not lost on Bible scholar George W. Bush! In 2000 he chastised Clinton for $28 dollar Oil, saying that an effective Leader would “jawbone” suppliers into agreement. With oil lately topping $55, he put his jawbone where his mouth is by reaching agreement with suppliers that the problem is America forgetting to build enough refineries. Jesus History’s greatest proponent of Conservative values. He’s why we love the wealthy, the death penalty, and the shunning of undesirable people. Jet Lag Our key advantage in the War on Terror. Terrorists are so afraid of jet lag that they’ll jump at any opportunity to blow up Americans locally (see Iraq). We express this Strategy as “fighting them there so we don’t have to fight them here.” Until there’s a cure for jet lag (see Drug), our Military will need to stay right where it is (see Stay the Course). Jobs The secondary source of funds for Campaign Contributions, after Inheritance. While proceeds from Jobs could technically become either Conservative or Liberal Campaign Contributions, by happy coincidence the Jobs providing the highest proceeds are held by Conservatives. Job Description A summary of Job Responsibilities. For example, President Bush is “responsible for Federal Government operations.” Liberals somehow think that he should accept Blame for government screw-ups just because he has a job description. Everyone has a job description! Job for the Legislators 1. A phrase frequently and sanctimoniously used by Scalia to criticize his fellow Justices for declaring a Law unconstitutional. 2. A phrase not used by Scalia when declaring a Legislature’s Action on Trigger Locks to prevent teen suicide unconstitutional. Journalist A hot Military stud rigorously cleared for free access to the President. Use of a false name is not a problem as long as he pitches softball Questions. Jump Start Action on the Economy that invariably involves Borrowing and, by no coincidence, is also employed to inflict Torture (see Lethal Weapon). As with all torture, the Pain is felt by the innocent victims (see Posterity) rather than those laying on the Stimulus (see Politician). Jungle What Liberals call a “rain forest.” As if changing the name diminishes our appetite for chopping! Rows of Trees by any other name fell as sweet. Justice How proper outcomes are achieved in a modern society. When Conservatives are installed in the judiciary, a process accomplished without tiresome Elections, that blind lady gives us the verdicts we need (see Supreme Court). She needs to cover the boob, though. |
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