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Sher's Blog Archive Hits This is What Treason Really Looks Like, Ann White House Prayer Meetings as a Substitute for Ethical Behavior This Ain't Your Grandma's Party! Sher's Ratios: Sex to Scandal and Mischief to Money Fourth Grade Economics Midterm My Pitch to the Club for Growth
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U Ultimate More than could possibly be imagined for anyone else, for example Bush’s record as the ultimate Debt generator. He not only exceeded every other President but also all of them put together. Ultimate is also the Right word because, while he was running it up, he knew full well that Posterity would ultimately get stuck with the Bill. Unborn A group at the very center of Conservative Policy. By loading them up with Debt we’re able to simultaneously get both the Tax Cuts and the Pork we need to Win Reelection. Unchristian Headstrong Liberal refusal to give Criminalization and Prison the central role they deserve in dealing with Sin. Undefined The Dittohead approach to describing a situation in those rare instances when we can’t get away with a rosy scenario (see Lying). The premier example is describing the situation in Iraq as “not winning and not losing.” Underfunding How you deal with Liberal Programs like Amtrak. First you starve them until “done,” then you kill them off as “Failed.” Undertaking An activity closely related to Underwriting in that undertaking often occurs after underwriters deny Health Insurance coverage. Underwear Bomber The latest Terrorist in the tradition of Shoe Bomber Richard Reid and Lipstick Bomber Sarah Palin. At least her bombs don't fizzle! Underwriting A major component of Health care Costs under our current (Perfect) system. It Performs an essential Public health role: knocking out Patients the insurer won’t make a Profit on. Undisclosed Location The secret site from which the Vice President conducts his affairs, recently revealed as the Halliburton Government sales office. Unemployment The Period between Jobs, when Health Care Costs are covered by Bankruptcy. Unemployment Benefits The Government Program that makes it possible for a large percentage of Tea Party advocates to devote time to pursuing their Dream of a Life Free from involvement with the government. Unintended Consequences When good Policies go Wrong. We Decide issues like Invasion based on moral clarity (particularly the aspects of moral clarity associated with kicking towelhead butt as Payback for 9/11, exciting the Base, increasing Campaign Contributions, and winning Reelection, which of course are all the same thing). Thus, if Iraq becomes a haven and inspiration for Terrorists like Afghanistan did after its Civil War (which it won’t), well, nobody said Morality is easy! Unitary Executive 1. The theory that commanders in chief get to decide what laws to enforce. Synonyms are “king” and “junta.” 2. Bush and Cheney’s belief that in Wartime (for example, the War on Terror) the President has special Powers the Founding Fathers forgot to spell out in the Constitution. Best exemplified by their buddy Pervez in Pakistan, who put this belief into practice by suspending same. United Everyone having the same Vision (as long as it's ours). Anything else is Chaos. United Nations A would-be world Government composed mostly of foreigners. Why would we want one of those when the US Federal Government, composed of Americans, is only barely tolerable? Duh! Uniter A leader who brings people together. Our greatest example is George W. Bush. Because of him, both Conservatives and Liberals are each united as never before. University A place where motivated youths learn skills they then take out into to the world. Many hope to come to the US, the land of Opportunity. This is particularly True of the graduates of the IED engineering program at Baghdad U, a school established in 2003 by a generous grant from American Taxpayers and whose first graduating class is now matriculating. Unpatriotic Being one of those hapless schmucks whose Taxes Pay for Aircraft Carriers. Unsustainable Another way of saying “market opportunity,” since Liberal CEOs will take their companies out of competition. This pretty much explains why there aren’t any Liberal CEOs! Up or Down Vote Our strategy for improving Government efficiency by eliminating wasteful interactions with Legislators representing the loser 49% of the population. US That constant reminder to all that us Patriots are the only True Americans. Utopia A world where happiness and the general Welfare is maximized by everyone looking out for Number 1. |
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