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A Rush Insight to Ponder: "You live your life according to the traditions and the institutions and traditions that you were raised with and you're trying to teach your kids and you simply try to hold onto these traditions and institutions that have defined decency and goodness and character and you're trying to pass them down." [Rush on the decency, goodness, and character shown by passing down to our kids ten trillion dollars in debt.] Dittohead Word of the Day Dittohead Definition Greatest Hits<<< What's YOUR favorite? Dittohead 1. A parishioner of the Church of Rush, an unaware victim of severe chronic Irony deficiency (maybe prescription Drugs would help.) 2. The charming and Colorful language of Rush Radioland. July 25, 2008 Tomorrow's Word: History. Ally A Foreign County that fully agrees with US Policy (including Aspirational Time Horizons), as opposed to an Al-lie, a supposed ally who spreads unTruths about Democrat Cut and Run Surrender timetables. July 24, 2008 End A shorthand way of saying “light at the end of the tunnel,” the Aspirational Time Horizon for Iraq withdrawal expressed by McCain in 2003 when he said “the end is very much in sight.” July 23, 2008 Aspirational Time Horizon A Planning criterion employed as an essential component of any reasonable and well-conceived Military Strategy, as opposed to the Democrat Party’s Cut and Run timetable for Surrender. This is True even if, by coincidence, the time periods happen to be similar. July 22, 2008 Whiners Citizens who see their glass (and Stock portfolio) as Half Empty due to the Mental Recession Hoax. July 21, 2008 Hoax A Truth that, if picked up by the public at large, would Cost Rush some Money. July 14-20, 2008 (Vacation). Romantic How you Talk about your Love, like Bush when he described the ”in some ways romantic” task of “confronting danger.” He was talking about War. July 13, 2008 Mental Recession 1. The term used by McCain’s Campaign Co-Chair to describe the current Economic condition. 2. The condition demonstrated by McCain’s Co-char by saying this. July 11-12, 2008 Advantage Something that provides a benefit, for example the GOP’s Health Plan. Why that name (considering it Costs more without providing better care?) It’s that big advantage in HMO Campaign Contributions, duh! July 10, 2008 Leave Behind A President’s Legacy, like Bush’s when he said “one of the things I will leave behind is a multilateralism to deal with tyrants, so problems can be solved diplomatically.” He’s gotten a Head start on this legacy because he Left Behind multilateralism (see Cowboy) and Diplomacy (see Invasion) years ago. July 9, 2008 Offshore Drilling A Source of Oil that carries an Special (and delicious) benefit when it’s off the shore of a Blue State. July 8, 2008 Experience The number of Opportunities a Presidential Candidate has had to advocate Bombing as a Foreign Policy Strategy. July 7, 2008 Habeas Corpus The Legal Tenet established in Medieval times that putting someone in Prison requires annoying paperwork. With those medievals being too Liberal for our taste, we’ve taken to calling it habeas corpse. July 6, 2008 US That constant reminder to all that us Patriots are the only True Americans. July 5, 2008 United Everyone having the same Vision (as long as it's ours). Anything else is Chaos. July 4, 2008 Independence Day First celebrated by not sending Tax dollars to London, now celebrated by sending Gas dollars to Riyadh. July 3, 2008 Comprehensive Thorough, like how we cover the whole spectrum of ensuring that only Loyal Bushies have a Shot at getting a DOJ Job (see Political Hiring ) and Keeping it (see Protect Failure and Fire Prosecutors). July 2, 2008 Civil Service The replacement for the old spoils system, when Politics determined who was Hired or Fired. We like the New system because Future Democrat Presidents won’t get to kick out the Loyal Bushies we’ve put in place to run American Justice. July 1, 2008 Precedent 1. (Archaic) The Supreme Court term for settled Law. 2. Our new Supreme Court's term for a mulligan. June 30, 2008 Job for the Legislators 1. A phrase frequently and sanctimoniously used by Scalia to criticize his fellow Justices for declaring a Law unconstitutional. 2. A phrase not used by Scalia when declaring a Legislature’s Action on Trigger Locks to prevent teen suicide unconstitutional. June 29, 2008 Laws on the Books A phrase that Conservatives now use differently. Before our new Supreme Court killed Trigger Locks and other Gun Regulations, we could sanctimoniously say “let’s just Enforce the laws on the Books.” Now we say “let’s get those Laws off the books.” June 28, 2008 Trigger Lock A milestone far down the slippery slope to Gun confiscation, followed shortly by the victory of Communism. Liberals know this, and have been manufacturing Bogus dodges like “teen suicide” to confuse Voters. Fortunately, our Supreme Court has ensured that these dangerous devices will not get in the way of using your Gun (or your Dad's). June 27, 2008 Americans Will Die 1. The standard phrase, most recently used by Scalia, to justify any given Policy on Terrorism, whether directly related (see 9/11) or Bogus (see Iraq). This concern for US Life does not extend to Preventing other kinds of American Death (see Screening). 2. The phrase not used by Scalia in a Supreme Court opinion just a few days later, even though the number of American Deaths from his killing of Gun controls will be tens of thousands of times greater than the number who have died since 9/11 in domestic Terror attacks (i.e., zero). June 26, 2008 Hire To give a Person a Job. The Choice should always be based on credentials, for example a Rhodes scholarship or top grades in the Ivy League. These are Examples of the most important kind of credential for a Government position as a Lawyer in the Department of Justice: the disqualifying kind, since the holder couldn't possibly be a Loyal Bushie. June 25, 2008 Dignified The Prime Minister of Great Britain’s demeanor while standing next to Bush and excoriating the President of Zimbabwe for stealing an Election. Or maybe he just didn’t see the Irony. You could tell from W’s Smirk that he got it! June 24, 2008 Vision A view of Reality (either actual reality or, in our case, Dream reality). June 22-23, 2008 Americans Will Die The standard phrase, most recently used by Scalia, to justify any given Policy on Terrorism, whether directly related (see 9/11) or Bogus (see Iraq). This concern for US Life does not extend to Preventing other kinds of American Death (see Screening). June 21, 2008 Screening A precaution against deadly diseases like Cancer that McCain Voted against. It’s not a proper Target of Government Spending, since Preventing Death is not a Military Mission. Quite the contrary! June 20, 2008 Summer The Vacation season, when Voters pay less attention to how we’ve been doing. Thank God for the break! June 19, 2008 Republican Brand A phrase frequently used by Conservative Politicians worried about being toast in the next Elections. For some reason People don’t use the phrase with Democrats, probably because branding makes them Think about Cowboys. June 18, 2008 Latte An over-Priced Foreign probably-Muslim mulatto drink favored by Elite Liberal Tax-Increasing Fist Jabbers. June 17, 2008 Elites Educated People not Rich enough to be Republican fat cats. June 16, 2008 Fist Jab A one-handed greeting used by Terrorists like Osama bin Laden and Michelle Obama (note the similarity in names!), since they can do it while holding their AK47s. June 15, 2008 Magic The central force of Nature under Creation Science, which properly recognizes that God’s handiwork isn’t Perfect enough to operate without His constant tweaking. June 14, 2007 Operation Chaos Rush’s plan to create confusion in Democratic Primaries by having Dittoheads Lie at Polling places. The Plan had great Promise, considering who was doing it and what they had to do. The Fatal flaw was that the Result was only detectable if Democrats didn’t Act normal. June 13, 2008 Well-Delivered The Mocking phrase we use whenever a Democratic Candidate gives a popular Speech, implying that any air-head can read a teleprompter (as Loyal Bushies know well from experience). June 12, 2008 Mock 1. Fake or false, as in a mock Execution. 2. A Conservative Politician's complimenting a Democratic Candidate, like McCain saying Hillary “Inspired Women all over the world.” June 11, 2008 Expression What the Conservative Politician wears on his Face to communicate his Character, for example Bush’s cocky Smirk and McCain’s frozen toothy grimace. Both are Perfect. June 10, 2008 Problem An Issue for which a Conservative Solution is needed, exemplified by Bush saying that he will "solve problems, not pass them on to future presidents and future generations.” His is a particularly good example because he always finds a way to solve multiple problems at the same time, like when he kicks off the Invasion needed to solve his Reelection problem, at the same time solving the problem of the Increased Taxes needed to Pay for it by Passing the Bill to Future Presidents and Future Generations. June 9, 2008 Academic Freedom Conservative Officeholders having a Free hand to dictate that only Scientific teachings without Weaknesses be allowed. June 8, 2008 Perfect Having no Weaknesses. Only God is perfect, so Science class should teach Religion until Scientists’ understanding of God’s perfect handiwork is equally perfect. June 7, 2008 Weaknesses The new Strategy of Creationist Politicians to promote Religious Tenets in Science class by convincing students not to Believe in Evolution. It’s Simple - you just define the Questions that Scientists are are now getting around to Work on as Failures of the Theory. June 6, 2008 Porn A Natural instinct gone Wrong when taken to Extreme, for example sex videos for men, shoe movies for women, and, for us (should it ever happen), an excessive number of prime time Invasions of Muslim countries. June 5, 2008 Price An unimportant detail (for example the price of Oil) that Americans need to chill on. Voters should heed the Republican path to serenity when things you want Cost more than you want to Pay: just line up your Unborn Children to pick up the expense (see Debt). June 4, 2008 Book Contract A temptation of Satan to Sacrifice Loyalty to the Truth in exchange for a pile of Money. June 3, 2008 “Doesn’t sound like…” Our standard Spin on statements by a Disgruntled Whistleblower who was formerly a Loyal Bushie when there is a danger that Voters might Believe what they say is True. It hints at the Real truth, that this Person must have been kidnapped and replaced by an imposter. June 2, 2008 Disgruntlement What invariably leads an Officeholder (especially one we thought was a Loyal Bushie like Bush’s former press secretary) to become a Whistleblower, no matter how much they crow about “Truth” and “Ideals.” June 1, 2008 Unchristian Headstrong Liberal refusal to give Criminalization and Prison the central role they deserve in dealing with Sin. May 31, 2008 Vote A technical detail in the operation of the Television device. Maybe something to do with electricity (or is that volt?). Whatever. May 30, 2008 Voodoo A mystical Belief of Simple Caribbean People that Wealth and Power can be Magically achieved through animal Sacrifice. The Cayman Island variant, called "Supply Side Economics," holds that wealth and power can be magically achieved through Revenue sacrifice (see Tax Cuts). May 29, 2008 One Drop The tradition that a single black ancestor makes one entirely black. For these modern times, we’ve Evolved beyond that Limiting Idea (by counting Muslim ancestors too). May 27-28, 2008 Feel To experience the Pain of People you care about, for example as Triggered in George W Bush by the Cost of Oil. Happily, a President has the Power to do something about it, which is why his Big Oil Conies have been feeling less pain every year of his Presidency. May 26, 2008 Memorial Day The day that Conservatives patriotically recall the names of the Dead from past Wars. It's also the day that Liberals make a cheap Political Statement by recalling the names of the dead from the current war. May 25, 2008 Frivolous Lawsuit Gambling on a Payoff from a bad personal Decision, for example when Patients Roll the Dice to try dodging a well-deserved Bankruptcy when it was their own Choice to Work for an Employer without Health insurance. May 24, 2008 Pressure McCain’s planned Policy towards the Leaders of Cuba. Those wondering how you can pressure People you won’t Talk with don’t understand how Bombs Work. May 23, 2008 Dream Team The ultimate collection of personal talent, for example the great Republican Presidents Abe, Ike, and Teddy. The best scenario is when all of these qualities are represented in a single Person, which is what we have in our Candidate, John McBush. All Prior Words! The blog Archive! Dittohead Definition Greatest Hits! |
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